The Three Chickens And The Man

One day there was a man that had three chickens.They all where the same size and weight but this man was six foot three.He went to the supermarket and there as this guy with a weird looking gun he asked what the gun dose and how it works the guy pointed it at him.He started to srink he walked home it took him 3 hours his chickens were bigger than him one chicken picked him up and almost eat him but instead the chicken took him inside.He had a drink of wine then he had more and more he soon got drunk then he jumped on his chicken and started to ride it his chicken made him fall of than he remembered that he had friend coming over for a party they were going to arrive any second now he was so small that when he talked it sounded like a mouse.His friends arrived and he could not answer the door so he tried to text them but he was too small to hold a phone.So they just opened the door but no one was there they walked in any way.